On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
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Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
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I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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