I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
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Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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