found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
someone owes me an orgasm
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
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You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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