I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
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You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
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Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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