wanna go halves on a baby?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
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Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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