Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
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Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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