He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
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Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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