what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
the room spins SO much faster in panama
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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