Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
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6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
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He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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