I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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