This house was built for laser tag.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
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he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
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I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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