I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
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well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
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You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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