I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
NoShamevember. You game?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
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I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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