can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
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Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
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Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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