No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
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If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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