Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
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Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
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Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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