Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
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All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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