Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
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It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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