I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
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I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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