I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
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It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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