Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
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she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
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