shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
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i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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