Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
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Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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