I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
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When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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