Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
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after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
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So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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