just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
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i just identified you from a description of your pipe
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
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can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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