That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
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we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
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I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize