Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
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After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
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Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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