I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
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Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
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Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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