I wanna passion pit in your ass
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
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just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
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I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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