Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
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Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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