This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
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I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
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I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Randomize