I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
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No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
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It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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