She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
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he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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