dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
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I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Alive.
So much puke
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i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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