Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
What a dumb baby whore.
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People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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