he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
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Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
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After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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