If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
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I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
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You pole danced in your parka.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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