last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
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I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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