Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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