So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
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plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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