I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
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My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
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Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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