I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
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he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
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tonight lets celebrate not being married
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
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