walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
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Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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