Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
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dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
should my penis look like a turkey
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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