how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
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I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
How naked do you want me to be?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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