So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
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