yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
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He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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