there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
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I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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