why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
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Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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